My Inner Child Wants To Murder Mindfully

Mindfulness changed Björn's life - and ended a few others - but now he wants to stop killing. Unfortunately, he has a new set of problems which are testing this resolve: the prisoner in his basement is getting restless, the parents' committee at his daughter's preschool is clamouring for his attention, and to cap it all, he's also being blackmailed. To manage this stress, he returns to his mindfulness coach to learn about the unmet needs of his inner child. As he begins listening to this inner child, he finds it doesn't just have needs, but solutions: creative ways he can solve his problems. All of them. The problem is, they involve murder.